Total Medals Earned: 1,996 (From 261 different games.) Total Medal Score: 34,010 Points
Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
At least you've tried...
You've saved some lives.
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
You've saved almost everyone
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (195/195 points)
Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (70/70 points)
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Unlock half the category groups.
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (35/435 points)
Score at least 1000 points in 120 seconds - beginner
Score at least 250 points in a single move
Score at least 400 points in a single move
Score at least 500 points in 120 seconds - advanced
Score at least 1500 points in 25 moves - advanced
Score at least 3000 points in 25 moves - beginner
Score at least 6000 points in 25 moves - beginner
Score at least 9000 points in 25 moves - beginner
Score at least 3000 points in 120 seconds - beginner
Score at least 1500 points in 120 seconds - advanced
Score at least 5000 points in 25 moves - advanced
Score at least 5000 points in 120 seconds - beginner
Score at least 2000 points in 120 seconds - advanced
Score at least 7000 points in 25 moves - advanced
Score at least 560 points in a single move
Score 640 points in a single move
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/310 points)
Loose any level
First Vampire
Pass all levels of the first castle
Pass all levels of the second castle
Goodbye Dracula
Complete half levels
Pass all levels of the third castle
Pass all levels and collect all crystal skulls
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/240 points)
Complete level five.
Completel level ten.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/460 points)
Kill 8 Aliens
Blow up 3 cars
Fully upgrade your pistol
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Fully upgrade your health
Save 3 survivors
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Kill 10 crows
Find 1 secret area
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Shoot out 10 lights
Kill 111 aliens
Blow up 15 cars
Trash 54 trashcans
Save 11 survivors
Find all 18 secret areas
Kill 50 crows
Shoot out 128 lights
Complete all chapters
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Complete 5 levels.
Complete 10 levels.
Complete 15 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 25 levels.
Medals Earned: 4/10 (20/50 points)
We need robots
Doesn't like people
Not sincere enough
What about counting flyers?
You're too good for us
Too smart
We don't have a budget for missing persons
You've already had those
Out of luck
Are we getting nervous?